June 2013
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. haha, um, if any of you knows how to fly this thing.. well, you should tell us now. also can you please stop screaming my co pilot is trying to sleep
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
yet
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
you once asked me, “can i see what you’re writing?”
and hesitantly, i hand you my book.
i watch as you flip through the pages of my life, reading each line as if you were reading my thoughts - and in a way.. you are. these pages are me. i see your eyes light up, as if you are falling in love with me all over again. and then.. you pause. you look up at me, and i can tell you knew. you knew that every “he” in my writing was really you. you let a little breath of air escape, look down and continue reading. but even with your head hung low, i see you smile.
so i’ll keep writing about you.
let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made
I like running because then my heart is pounding for a reason I can understand.